Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.