At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.