Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.