When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.