When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.