I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.