When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Fart at home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.