Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.