When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Fart at home

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.