Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Fart at home

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.