Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Take baths

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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being super bored at school

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.