I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.