whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.