- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

i smoke weed all day.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

sing in the shower

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.