Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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misread dig bick

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.