In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Pee in the shower

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.