when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.