Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I never feel bored

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Having gay sex

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.