Having gay sex

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Peeing in the shower

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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conundrum.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.