On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.