Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.