- Things You Think Only You Do

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.