when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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hate Justin Bieber

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.