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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I never feel bored

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.