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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.