stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Vote for the other guy

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.