Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.