wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

open the fridge A eat food B think

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.