When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I never feel bored

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.