When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.