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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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shag your mom

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humiliating little girls

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.