When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

get really confused

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Pee in the shower.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.