After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.