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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Pee in the shower

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.