Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.