filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

sing like a pro in da shower

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.