Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I read the down voted posts

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

i use dental dams

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Breathe.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.