I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.