I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.