If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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blink

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.