Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Fart at home

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.