I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.