turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.