Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.