Your mom

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i use dental dams

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I never feel bored

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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listen to madonnas new album

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.