After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.