Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.