Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.