looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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penis

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.