filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.