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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.