I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Play Minecraft

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.