Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Take baths

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.