I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.