When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pick your nose and eat it

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.