After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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R A P E Children

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.