Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.