Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +178

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

thumb_up thumb_down -108

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -10

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

thumb_up thumb_down -18

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to regenerate your appendix

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

thumb_up thumb_down +70

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

thumb_up thumb_down +38

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.