sing in the shower

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I control water in the shower.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.