Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Reading the terms of service :O....

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Fart at home

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.