Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Look at my poop before flushing

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I cant ride a bike

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.