Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Pee in the shower

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

the power to regenerate your appendix

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.