I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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get really confused

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Pee in the shower.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.