get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

the power to regenerate your appendix

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.