Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.