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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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humiliating little girls
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Go outside and pee.
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.