Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I was the real Stig...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Poop naked.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.