Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Boinked my neighbor

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.