Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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speak proper english

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.