I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.