When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.