when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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whale sperm

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.