Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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penis

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.