When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Vote for the other guy

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Mayada stupid

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Talk to my cat.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.