Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Tear up when I poop

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.