When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.