wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Take baths

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Be a loner at school

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.