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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.