Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Pee in the shower.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.