hate Justin Bieber

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.