After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Being fat

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.