You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.