Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Your mom

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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listen to madonnas new album

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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jack off

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.