Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I hold my breath in elevators

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

open the fridge A eat food B think

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.