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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Pee in the shower
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.