Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.