Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.