Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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humiliating little girls

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.