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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I chew my ice cream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.