masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.