I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

i smoke weed all day.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

whale sperm

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.