Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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whale sperm

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.