After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.