When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.