standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.