When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.