doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.