i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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This song will not come out of my head!

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Vote for the other guy

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Mayada stupid

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.