ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.