Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.