There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.