When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Made after doomsday plans

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.