I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Your mom

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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listen to madonnas new album

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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jack off

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.