I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.