I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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penis

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.