I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.