When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.