Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.