I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Pee in the shower

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.