Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

whale sperm

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

I hold my breath in elevators

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.