Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.