I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.