Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.