Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.