Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I control water in the shower.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.