In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.