Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.