Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Pee in the shower.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.