I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.