Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.