wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I cant ride a bike

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.