I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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whale sperm

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.