Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Pee in the shower

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.