close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.