When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.