I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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hallo

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.