When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.