poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.