i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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suck my own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.