Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.