when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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smoke marijuana

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I gotta get down of Friday

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.