When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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penis

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.