Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.