HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.