Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I can't trill my R's

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Ur mum

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.