When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.