refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Play Minecraft

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.