You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.