listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.