sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.