Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.