Pee in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

thumb_up thumb_down -53

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I eat ass

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -105

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

thumb_up thumb_down -49

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.