Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Take baths

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Be a loner at school

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.