Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.