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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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suck my own penis
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.