When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.