Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Ur mum

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.