when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.