When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

I have never watched Star Wars.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

I have an irrational fear of sloths

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.