when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.