It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Having gay sex

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.