Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.