realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.