When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.