sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.