- Things You Think Only You Do

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Make up a song to yourself.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

i smoke weed all day.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.