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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Your mom
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.