Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

open the fridge A eat food B think

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.