Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

wonder who wrote these things

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I was the real Stig...

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.