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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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R A P E Children
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.