When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.