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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.