Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Mayada stupid

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.