whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.