I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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being super bored at shool

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.