Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I can't trill my R's

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Ur mum

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.