I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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speak proper english

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.