Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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wonder who wrote these things

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I was the real Stig...

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.