HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I cant ride a bike

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.