Do somthing only you do

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.