Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Make up a song to yourself.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.