Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I always think I have special powers

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Do somthing only you do

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.