Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I cant ride a bike

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.