carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Picking my nose.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.