Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.