- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.