I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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fap

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.