Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.