I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

fap

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.