i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.