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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.