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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.