Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.