If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.