Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

i masturbate with my feet

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.