Justin Beiber is a woman

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.