Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.