- Things You Think Only You Do

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.