i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I hold my breath in elevators

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Being fat

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.