Vote for the other guy

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.