Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.