When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.