- Things You Think Only You Do

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Ur mum

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.