When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.