Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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i masturbate with my feet

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.