- Things You Think Only You Do

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.