Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.