Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I don't read the terms of service.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.