Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.