never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.