- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Brake for tail-gaters

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.