When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.