Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.