- Things You Think Only You Do

Ur mum

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.