- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Vote for the other guy

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

This song will not come out of my head!

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.