- Things You Think Only You Do

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.