Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.