Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.