- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I read the down voted posts

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.