When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.