At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.