Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.