- Things You Think Only You Do

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.