Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.