Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.