when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I hold my breath in elevators

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I cant ride a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I think Frozen is an overrated film

thumb_up thumb_down -42

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

thumb_up thumb_down -42

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.