(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Make up a song to yourself.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I scratch and sniff.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.