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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.