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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I scratch and sniff.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.