Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.