I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I hold my breath in elevators

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

only read the short jokes on this website

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.