When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I **** with no hands.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.