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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I read the down voted posts

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.