- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.