When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.