Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I scratch and sniff.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.