- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I hold my breath in elevators

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I cant ride a bike

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.