When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.