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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.