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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.