- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.