When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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fap

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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i masturbate with my feet

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.