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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Sitting down in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.