You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

i masturbate with my feet

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking your life is a movie...

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I **** with no hands.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.