- Things You Think Only You Do

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.