While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Smoking in the shower.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Ur mum

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

fap

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.