Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.