A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.