- Things You Think Only You Do

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I rehearse arguments in my head.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I gotta get down of Friday

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.