When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Sitting down in the shower

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.