Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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fap

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.