Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.