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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.