Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.