Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I read the down voted posts

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

sing like a pro in da shower

Vote for the other guy

Smoking in the shower.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.