When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Stab myself on a daily basis

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.