- Things You Think Only You Do

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.