Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Do somthing only you do

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I cant ride a bike

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.