When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I scratch and sniff.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.