Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

thumb_up thumb_down -128

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I think Frozen is an overrated film

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

thumb_up thumb_down -2

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I scratch and sniff.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I cant ride a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.