I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

thumb_up thumb_down -81

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

thumb_up thumb_down -131

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

thumb_up thumb_down

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

thumb_up thumb_down

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.