looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I chew my ice cream.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.