- Things You Think Only You Do

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.