Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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fap

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.