Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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i masturbate with my feet

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.