feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.