right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.