I don't read the terms of service.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Smoking in the shower.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.