I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.