How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always think I have special powers

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.