I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.