Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.