My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

only read the short jokes on this website

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.