When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Justin Beiber is a woman

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

fap

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Only use the left earphone.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Being fat

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I have autofocus in my eyes.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.