- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I hold my breath in elevators

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.