Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.