When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

i masturbate with my feet

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.