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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Picking my nose.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.