Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

The older I get the more honest I get

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.