- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.