When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

the power to regenerate your appendix

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

only read the short jokes on this website

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.