- Things You Think Only You Do

I hit the frig after sex

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I hold my breath in elevators

Justin Beiber is a woman

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.