When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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fap

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Only use the left earphone.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Being fat

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.