- Things You Think Only You Do

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.