- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I scratch and sniff.

I mean Diana Ross.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.