- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.