Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.