Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.