Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Only use the left earphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Being fat

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Sitting down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I have autofocus in my eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -81

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

thumb_up thumb_down -89

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.