Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I **** with no hands.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.