after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.