i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.