I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I hold my breath in elevators

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Picking my nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.