- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I hold my breath in elevators

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.