When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.