Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.