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Be a loner at school
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Smoking in the shower.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.