When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Picking my nose.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.