- Things You Think Only You Do

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.