When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I scratch and sniff.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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only read the short jokes on this website

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.