check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.