I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I scratch and sniff.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Justin Beiber is a woman

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

fap

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.