Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.