Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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fap

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.