Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.