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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Be a loner at school
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.