sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I think about other women when having sex

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.