Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.