Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Be a loner at school

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.