- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Picking my nose.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I **** with no hands.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.