I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.