sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I gotta get down of Friday

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.