- Things You Think Only You Do

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.