Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I cant ride a bike

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.