Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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fap

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.