Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.