Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sitting down in the shower

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I **** with no hands.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.