When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I cant ride a bike

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.