- Things You Think Only You Do

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

the power to regenerate your appendix

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.