never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I cant ride a bike

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.