Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.