I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.