have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.