It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I cant ride a bike

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.