Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.