Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.