I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I cant ride a bike

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.