- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I hold my breath in elevators

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

only read the short jokes on this website

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.