Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I cant ride a bike

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Smoking in the shower.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Ur mum

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.