Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I always think I have special powers

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.