Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Vote for the other guy

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.