- Things You Think Only You Do

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I mean Diana Ross.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.