Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I cant ride a bike

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.