TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

The older I get the more honest I get

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.