- Things You Think Only You Do

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.