I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I **** with no hands.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.