- Things You Think Only You Do

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.