- Things You Think Only You Do

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.