- Things You Think Only You Do

-11

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

-11

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

-13

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

-13

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

-15

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

-19

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

-19

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

-21

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

-21

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

-21

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

-23

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

-25

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

-25

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

-27

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

-29

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

-29

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

-29

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

-29

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

-33

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

-35

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

-35

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

-35

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Things You Think Only You Do