- Things You Think Only You Do

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I hit the frig after sex

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.