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I **** with no hands.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.