try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Vote for the other guy

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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The older I get the more honest I get

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think about other women when having sex

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.