Justin Beiber is a woman

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.