Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.