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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.