Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.