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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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