- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.