I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.