- Things You Think Only You Do

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I cant ride a bike

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.