- Things You Think Only You Do

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

i use dental dams

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.