Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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i use dental dams

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I control water in the shower.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.