Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.