Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.