Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.