When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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fart

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.