Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.