Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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fart

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.