from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.