If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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fart

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.