When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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hallo

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.