I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.