- Things You Think Only You Do

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

fart

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.