I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.