- Things You Think Only You Do

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

fart

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.