you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.