when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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fart

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.