if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.