I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.