Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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fart

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.