even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.