you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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fart

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.