When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.