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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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hallo

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.