I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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fap

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.