Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Dancing while hoovering

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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fart

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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pick your nose and eat it

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.