I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.