My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Dancing while hoovering

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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im going to rape that girl

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I know how to type a ¿

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.