Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.