when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Dancing while hoovering

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.