If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.