I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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fart

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.