Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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fap

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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hallo

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.