Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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shag your mom

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.