being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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shag your mom

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.