My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.