Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.