I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I really like taking shits.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.