I put salt on buttered toast...

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.