Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.