during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.