cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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shag your mom

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.