Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.