I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.