When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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shag your mom

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.