Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.