being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.