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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.