act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I can see a magic eye image

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.