Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.