if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.