always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.