When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.