feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.