When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.