find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.