I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.