When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.