If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I can see a magic eye image

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.