You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.