If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.