Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

thumb_up thumb_down -5

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

thumb_up thumb_down -93

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

thumb_up thumb_down -148

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

thumb_up thumb_down +117

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

thumb_up thumb_down -77

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.