When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.