A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.