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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.