Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I really like taking shits.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.