I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I really like taking shits.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.