Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Go outside and pee.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.