When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.