wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I really like taking shits.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.