Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I really like taking shits.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.