Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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shag your mom

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Go outside and pee.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.