After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really like taking shits.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.