Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.