cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I really like taking shits.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.