I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.