When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.