Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I really like taking shits.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.