When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I really like taking shits.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.