Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I really like taking shits.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.