I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.