When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Go outside and pee.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.