After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I really like taking shits.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.