I ejaculate fire and glory

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Go outside and pee.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.