use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I really like taking shits.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.