Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Go outside and pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.