I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Go outside and pee.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I really like taking shits.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.