When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I really like taking shits.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.