Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.