Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.