Go outside and pee.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.