apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.