Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.