imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.