I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Go outside and pee.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.