When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.