Sitting next to a banana called James

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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smoke marijuana

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.