When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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smoke marijuana

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.