When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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smoke marijuana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.