when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.