Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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smoke marijuana

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.