Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.