Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.