Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.