- Things You Think Only You Do

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

When out I like to "people watch."

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

smoke marijuana

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.