Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.