Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.