Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.