Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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smoke marijuana

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.