I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.