- Things You Think Only You Do

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.