Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.