Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.