Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.