Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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smoke marijuana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.