Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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smoke marijuana

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.