When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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smoke marijuana

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.