Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.