Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.