Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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smoke marijuana

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.