I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.