- Things You Think Only You Do

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.