Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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smoke marijuana

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.