Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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smoke marijuana

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.