If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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smoke marijuana

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.