When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Pee in the shower.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.