Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.