I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.