I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.