Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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smoke marijuana

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.