When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.