When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.