I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.