when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.