When out I like to "people watch."

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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being super bored at school

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.