Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.