Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Fart at home

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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being super bored at school

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.