I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.