Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.