Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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being super bored at school

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.