i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.