I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Fart at home

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.