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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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smoke marijuana
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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jack off
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.