hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.