When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Say what even when u heard someone

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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smoke marijuana

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.