I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.