I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.