Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.