Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.