smoke marijuana

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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being super bored at school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.