Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.