Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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jack off

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Pee in the shower.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.