When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.