I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.