Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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smoke marijuana

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.