Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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jack off

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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smoke marijuana

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.