Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

being super bored at school

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

smoke marijuana

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.