In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.