I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.