Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.