Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.