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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.
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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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smoke marijuana
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.