Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.