Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.