When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.