When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.