I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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jack off

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.