Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.