Think of numbers as male or female.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When out I like to "people watch."

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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being super bored at school

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.