I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.