Sitting next to a banana called James

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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being super bored at school

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.