In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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smoke marijuana

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.