I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.