If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.