draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Pee in the shower.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.