In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.