After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Fart at home

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.