Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.