I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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being super bored at school

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.