Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.