Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.