You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.