When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Fart at home

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.