When out I like to "people watch."

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

bounce when your tip toeing.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

being super bored at school

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.