When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.