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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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smoke marijuana
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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