Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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smoke marijuana

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.