sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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being super bored at school

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.