draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.