In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.