In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.