never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I always cry when I pray.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.