Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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being super bored at school

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Fart at home

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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smoke marijuana

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.