When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.