Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.