Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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being super bored at school

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.