Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.