Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.