Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

smoke marijuana

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

jack off

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Pee in the shower.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.