When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.