After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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smoke marijuana

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.