Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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being super bored at school

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Fart at home

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.