I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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being super bored at school

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Fart at home

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.