When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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jack off

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.