hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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smoke marijuana

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.