Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.