In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I always cry when I pray.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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sit in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.