When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.