Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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smoke marijuana

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.