When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I always cry when I pray.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.