never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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smoke marijuana

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.