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KICK THE CAN

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.