Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I put big spaces in between comments

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sit in the shower

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Fart at home

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.