- Things You Think Only You Do

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.