Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.