Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

thumb_up thumb_down -153

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Go on this site to feel normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

thumb_up thumb_down -34

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

thumb_up thumb_down -97

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

thumb_up thumb_down -50

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.