Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fart at home

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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sit in the shower

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.