Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Pee in the shower.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.