sit in the shower

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.