- Things You Think Only You Do

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.