outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.