sit in the shower

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.