When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Fart at home

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.